Serial Killer: Do you know the true meaning of pain?
Me: Supernatural.
Serial Killer: Omg I know, right?!?


profoundboners:

betterthanricksantorum:

22. The Old Spice Guy. (Isaiah Mustafa)

Submitted by spartadog

LOOK AT YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

NOW LOOK AT ME

NOW BACK AT YOUR CANDIDATE

NOW BACK TO ME

SADLY, YOUR CANDIDATE IS NOT ME

BUT IF HE HAD A BRAIN, HE MIGHT NOT BE A TREMENDOUS DOUCHEBAG

LOOK IN YOUR HAND

LOOK BACK UP

I HAVE IT

IT’S RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE, NOT JUST RICH WHITE CHRISTIAN MEN

LOOK AGAIN

THE RIGHTS ARE NOW LAWS

I’m not in the White House