I was playing football once, and it was just after we’d finished season one, and this guy, this defender, crunched me just…you know, tackled me quite ferociously. And it took me a while to get off the ground, and as I did he went “where’s Merlin now?” And I thought, this is where it begins. This is where my life…
Then I just poked out from behind the corner, "Forbærnan!"
He then was, you know, obliterated into an ashy pool