radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs


lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

DELEGATION.
Me to 5yo: “Please grab your towel.”
5yo to 3yo: “Get my towel, please!”
3yo to Me: “Daddy, can you carry this towel?”
Me: “Ok.”

Played: 66285 times

cats-and-sass:

One time I mis-typed a phone number and had my mom call a sex hotline instead of the phone company


sleep: what is the most comforting thing at night time for you?
visitor: what creature visits your dreams most often?
chimes: what sounds are your favorite?
times: when do you normally awaken?
marking: describe your tattoos,or tattoos you would like in the future?
reverie: think of somewhere otherworldly u wish to be within, what is it like there?
warmth: what do you find most charming in others?
treat: your favorite sweets ?
nestle: your most precious plush toy?
posy: your favorite herbs?
stories: books you remember from your childhood?
folk: who is the most fantastical being u have known?
elder: what do u expect to be like in your elder years?
home: in what type of environment do you feel most safe?
finds: what kind of item would you most likely buy from an antique store?
offering: how do you show others you are fond of them?
lore: if your life were a tale, how do u expect it would end??

newdisaster:

pretentiousteatime:

do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts

….wait


sprinkledoughnut:

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns


radycat:

wallflowerdemigod:

Why is there Piper on my dash? If I wanted to see so much uselessness every day, I would have followed a bunch of diet blogs

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