marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs


i was taking pictures of the new puppy


when i look out the window to see the older dog just



Me to 5yo: “Please grab your towel.”
5yo to 3yo: “Get my towel, please!”
3yo to Me: “Daddy, can you carry this towel?”
Me: “Ok.”

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One time I mis-typed a phone number and had my mom call a sex hotline instead of the phone company

sleep: what is the most comforting thing at night time for you?
visitor: what creature visits your dreams most often?
chimes: what sounds are your favorite?
times: when do you normally awaken?
marking: describe your tattoos,or tattoos you would like in the future?
reverie: think of somewhere otherworldly u wish to be within, what is it like there?
warmth: what do you find most charming in others?
treat: your favorite sweets ?
nestle: your most precious plush toy?
posy: your favorite herbs?
stories: books you remember from your childhood?
folk: who is the most fantastical being u have known?
elder: what do u expect to be like in your elder years?
home: in what type of environment do you feel most safe?
finds: what kind of item would you most likely buy from an antique store?
offering: how do you show others you are fond of them?
lore: if your life were a tale, how do u expect it would end??



do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts



my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns



Why is there Piper on my dash? If I wanted to see so much uselessness every day, I would have followed a bunch of diet blogs