lol, batman and robin. I didn’t get that joke till now. I should pay attention more.
REBLOGGING BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET THAT UNTIL YOU SAID IT.
Best joke in Mulan, or a Disney film, ever.
#guh I love the 3rd gif STOP. NOW. moment so much #the set of her angry angry jaw and how raleigh spins sideways to her at the speed of light #going from teller-tastic murder eyes to a small head-shake of ‘no babe no the punk’s not worth it’ #but he’s NOT physically like puffing up and protecting her or covering her or grabbing her with an open hand of restraint #he’s literally nudging gently with the side of his hand like ‘i recommend non-violence at this juncture my sun and stars’ #and how mako’s look off this is like ???? I KNOW THIS CLOWN TRUST ME HE NEEDS A FIST TO THE THROAT #HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL RALEIGH SRSLY MY KNEE HIS NUTS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO WITH CHUCKLES HERE #and chuck god love him is just like ‘fuckin bullseye’ and gives the wasp nest one last good kick because he’s chuck #and alas it was the wasp nest marked ‘raleigh’s mako feelings’ and well he just got back from tokyo red shoe in hand #so yeah #chuck’s head snapping back like a pez dispenser in 3…2…1… (via harrietvane)
So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.
When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.
However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.
In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.
Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help.
Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.
And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.
The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.
Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.
This is SO great, but it went in a completely different (and less dark) direction from where I thought it would:
"Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student."
…yeah, that’s pretty telling. Think about that for a second. Think about the kind of toxic climate Hogwarts - and the British Wizarding World in general - must be, if “having an older friend you can trust" is an idea so out of left-field that even Dumbledore wouldn’t have prepared for it.
If my hypothetical kids got Hogwarts letters, I’m not sure I’d want to send preteens to that sort of school.
Pokémon Crossing by luce-do-the-doodles
For Halloween, Supergirl and I are Beauty & the Beast. (More accurately, SuperBelle and BEEst.) We had a photo day today! Please enjoy some glorious queer ginger Disney magnificence.
Got a whole bunch of new notes on our Valentine’s photoset today, so I thought I’d re-share our other shoot….